The Geeky Words

All of us know that in every field of profession, they have their own jargons and technical words..

Sa IT, meron din tayo nyan..

And here's a list of funny jargons in IT which are cleverly defined in a very different way ahaha..

LOG ON: Making the wood stove hotter

LOG OFF: Don`t add wood

MONITOR : Keep an eye on the wood stove

MEGAHERTZ: When a big log drops on your barefoot in the morning (ahaha ah geeky word ng AWTS!!)

FLOPPY DISK : What you get from piling too much wood

RAM: The hydraulic thing that makes the wood splitter work (ahaha inuman na!)

DRIVE: Getting home during most of the winter (ehe christmas vacation!)

FLASH DRIVE: Driving in a hurry because you're late (fast and furious ahaha)

PROMPT: What you wish the mail was during the snow season

ENTER: Come on in (ahaha wow! may bisita ahahah)

WINDOWS: What you shut when it gets cold (ahahaha oo nga naman!)

SCREEN: What is a must during black fly season

CHIP: What you munch during the beer sessions (ehehe piatos at nova ahaha)

MICROCHIP: What's left in the bag when the chips are gone (ahaha tira tira nalang!)

LAPTOP: Where the grandkids sit (and sleep! ehehe)

KEYBOARD: Where you suppose to put the keys so that Misses can find them

SOFTWARE: The plastic picnic utensils, ya? (kutsara at tinidor daw! ehe)

MOUSE: What leaves them little turds in the cupboard (where the cat?! ehe)

PORT: Where do commercial fishing boats dock

WORMS: These are what an early birds catches (yum yum!)

BITS: Past tense of bite

BYTES: Plural of bite

CPU: A text message saying "Your Cell phone!" (ahaha.. wow! d2 n me!)

RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY: When you can't remember how much you spent so much money on your PARTY, last night. (ahaha random lang kasi..)

ahahaha... funny!